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Alright, so I got this crazy idea to put down some real basketball court flooring in my basement. You know, the kind they use in actual gyms – that slick, polished wood. Thought it’d be awesome for shooting hoops and, well, just looking cool. I’d seen some stuff online about “keel” systems, so I figured I’d dive in. Let me tell you, it was a bigger project than I anticipated!

The Prep Work (Ugh)

First thing, I had to clear out the entire basement. This took forever. I mean, years of accumulated junk had to be sorted, tossed, or hauled upstairs. My back was killing me before I even touched a single piece of wood!

Next up was making sure the concrete floor was level. Turns out, it wasn’t. Not even close. So, I spent a good couple of days mixing and pouring self-leveling concrete. That stuff is messy, and it stinks! But hey, gotta have a flat surface, right?

The Keel System… Thing

Okay, this “keel” thing is basically like a framework that goes under the wood. I got these long strips of… well, I’m not sure what they’re actually called, but they look like sturdy 2x4s, only longer. The idea is they create a grid, and the flooring sits on top. I found some online, placed my order.

I laid them out across the floor, making sure they were evenly spaced. This involved a lot of measuring, some swearing, and a few do-overs. I used a laser level (fancy, I know!) to try and keep everything straight. They’re supposed to “float”, so no gluing or nailing them to the concrete.

Putting Down the Wood (Finally!)

The actual flooring came in these big, heavy bundles. Each piece had these grooves on the sides that interlock. Think giant puzzle pieces.

It start with snap the first few rows together. I used a rubber mallet and a tapping block (so I wouldn’t wreck the edges) to bang them into place. Gotta make sure they’re tight!

• Row after row, I kept going. It was slow, tedious work. My knees were screaming, my hands were sore, but I could see it starting to look like a real court!
• I had to cut some pieces to fit around the edges and corners. A circular saw made pretty quick work of that, although it did create a ton of sawdust.
• Keep on going, finally finish the last piece on the edge.

The (Almost) Finished Product

After all that work, it’s almost done. I still need to sand it down and apply some kind of finish – you know, that shiny stuff that makes it look professional. But even without that, it’s pretty awesome. I can actually dribble a basketball in my basement! Totally worth the sweat (and the splinters).

I spent about a week to get everything done, but it finally worked out, just sharing my experience and wish you guys good luck!