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Alright, so today’s project was getting this “keel dancing engineer board assembled wooden flooring” down. Sounds fancy, right? It’s basically just putting together a wooden floor, but with extra steps. I’ve done some simple flooring before, but this one had a bit more going on.

First, I cleared out the entire room. Everything had to go. Furniture, rugs, the cat’s scratching post – the works. This gave me a completely blank canvas to work with, which is super important. You don’t want to be tripping over stuff while you’re lugging around heavy boards.

Next up, I checked the subfloor. This is the concrete or plywood that’s underneath your finished floor. It needs to be level, clean, and dry. I used a long level (like, a really long one) to find any dips or bumps. Found a couple of low spots, so I grabbed some self-leveling compound and filled those in. Had to wait for that to dry completely, which took most of the morning.

Laying Down the Underlayment

Once the subfloor was ready, it was time for the underlayment. It is a thin layer of foam stuff. I choose this material because it is good for sound and make feel good when walk on it. I rolled it out across the floor, making sure the edges butted up nicely. Some people use tape to hold it down, but I just made sure it was lying flat.

The “Keel” Part

• Now for the “keel” part. This is where things got a little different. Instead of just laying the boards directly on the underlayment, I had to assemble these little plastic “keels.”
• They’re basically like supports that the floorboards clip into.
• I spent a good hour just clicking these things together, following the pattern in the instructions.
• It felt a bit like building with LEGOs, but less fun, to be honest.

Clicking and Locking

With the keels down, I finally started laying the actual floorboards. These were “engineered” boards, meaning they’re made of layers of wood, not just solid planks. They had this “click-lock” system, which is supposed to make things easier. You slide the boards together at an angle, then push them down, and they supposedly “click” into place.

It wasn’t always that smooth. Sometimes I had to bang on them with a rubber mallet to get them to lock properly. And there were a few times I messed up and had to pull them apart and start over. But, slowly but surely, the floor started to take shape.

The Finishing Touches

After all the boards were down, I installed the baseboards around the edges of the room. This hides the gap between the floor and the wall, and it just makes everything look cleaner. I used a nail gun for this, which is always a bit satisfying.

Finally, I cleaned up the whole mess. There was sawdust everywhere, and little scraps of wood and plastic. Vacuumed everything up, wiped down the floor, and stood back to admire my handiwork.

It took the better part of a day, and my back is definitely feeling it, but it’s done! It’s not perfect, but it’s a solid, level floor, and that’s what matters. I’m pretty happy with how it turned out, especially considering it was my first time with this “keel” system. Now, time for a beer!