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So, I got this idea to make a portable dance floor. I know, sounds kinda random, but I’ve been getting into swing dancing lately, and the floors at the venues are sometimes, well, not great. Plus, wouldn’t it be cool to just bust out a dance floor anywhere? My backyard, a park… the possibilities!

First, I needed a plan. I figured something modular would be best, so I could break it down and, you know, actually move it. I was thinking of interlocking squares, like giant puzzle pieces. Wood seemed like the obvious choice – sturdy, classic dance floor feel. Oak is pretty, and I liked the idea, so I did a few drawing in a notebook, just to get the idea what I am going to make.

Brainstorming and Scrapping Ideas

My first thought was to just screw some boards together. Simple, right? Wrong. It ended up being way too heavy and not very… portable. And when I tried a little test dance (in my socks, in the garage – don’t judge), it was kinda creaky and unstable. Nope. Back to the drawing board, literally.

Then I remembered those foam puzzle mats kids play on. That got me thinking about cushioning! Dancing is hard on the joints, especially on concrete. So, I needed something to absorb some impact. I went to the hardware store and just wandered around, like I always do when I have no idea.

I found these rubber cushion things – they’re apparently for putting under washing machines to reduce vibration. Perfect! They were about an inch thick, and I figured I could glue them to the bottom of my wood squares.

Building the Thing (Finally!)

I bought a bunch of oak planks, the rubber cushions, and some heavy-duty wood glue. Also some finishing oil, to make it shiny and easy to clean. My “workshop” is basically just my garage, but hey, it works. Started measuring and cutting. Turns out, making sure everything is perfectly square is harder than it looks. I ended up using a cardboard model at first.

• Cut the oak: I settled on 2-foot squares. Seemed like a good balance between portability and enough space to actually dance.
• Glue the cushions: One cushion in each corner, and one in the middle for extra support. I used a ton of glue.
• Wait for it to dry: This was the hardest part. I’m not a patient person.

Once the glue was dry (I gave it a full 24 hours, just to be safe), I sanded down the edges of the oak so they’d fit together nicely. Then I applied the finishing oil. It smelled kinda weird, but it made the wood look amazing – all rich and golden.

The Test Run (and a Few Tweaks)

I laid out the squares in my living room (my wife was thrilled). They fit together pretty well! A few were a little tight, so I had to do some more sanding. But overall, it was looking good. I cranked up some music and… danced! It felt so much better than dancing on the hard floor. The cushions really made a difference.

But…it was a little too bouncy. I felt like I was going to spring off into the stratosphere. So, I went back to the hardware store (again) and got some thinner rubber strips. I added these between the corner cushions, just to give it a little more stability. Much better!

The finished product isn’t perfect. It’s still a bit of a workout to move all the squares, but I think using some strong bags for each part, will make things more portable. I’m thinking of adding some kind of latching system to hold the squares together more securely, but for now, it works! I took it to my swing dance class last night, and everyone loved it. Mission (mostly) accomplished!