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So, I tackled a project this weekend: putting together some cushioned volleyball flooring. It’s that hard, interlocking wooden stuff. Sounds simple enough, right? Wrong! Let me tell you the whole saga.

The Prep Work (aka The “Easy” Part)

First, I cleared out the space. This involved a lot of moving furniture. My back was already complaining, and I hadn’t even started on the flooring yet!

Then, I unpacked everything. Boxes and boxes of these wooden squares and a whole bunch of these rubbery cushion things. I laid out all the cushion pieces first, like a giant, slightly smelly puzzle. It took up the entire area. I double-checked the instructions (which were mostly just pictures) to make sure I was doing it right.

The “Clicking” Nightmare

Next up, the “fun” part: clicking the wooden panels into the cushions. The first few went okay. I felt like a genius. “This is a breeze!” I thought. Famous last words.

It turns out, getting these things to snap together perfectly is a real pain. You have to line them up just right, and then stomp on them with all your weight, or at least for me, with my foot, to get them to click. Sometimes they’d only half-click, and I’d have to pry them apart and start over.

And about prying, it’s super hard. I was using some tools that were not made to do it, and it was very challenging.

• Problem 1: My knees started to hurt from all the kneeling and crouching.
• Problem 2: My hands started to ache from trying to force the panels together.
• Problem 3: I discovered that some of the panels were slightly warped, making them even harder to connect.

The Triumphant (and Exhausted) Finish

After many, many hours, a lot of sweat, and a few choice words, I finally got it all done. I stepped back to admire my handiwork, my body feeling decades older. The floor looked pretty good, though! All those perfectly (well, mostly perfectly) aligned wooden squares. The cushioning felt great underfoot.

I tested it out by doing a few volleyball-like moves (very carefully, because, you know, tired). It felt solid and supportive. Success!

Would I do it again? Maybe. But I’d definitely invest in some kneepads and maybe a rubber mallet next time. And I’d probably try to bribe a friend to help. It is really a two-man job, and do not try to make it alone like I did. Many parts required double force for it to click and snap correctly.