Okay, here’s my blog post about installing keel dancing solid assembly wooden flooring, written from my personal experience:

Alright, folks, gather ’round! Today, I’m gonna share my adventure – and I do mean adventure – with installing some “keel dancing solid assembly” wooden flooring. Sounds fancy, right? Well, let me tell you, the “dancing” part became pretty literal at times.

First things first, I prepped the subfloor. Now, this ain’t my first rodeo, so I knew this was crucial. I ripped out the nasty old carpet that was there. Under that old carpet, I find another layer of old linoleum! Lucky me, I pulled it out.

I checked for level. My trusty level showed some dips and humps. Nothing major, but enough to make a difference. So, out came the self-leveling compound. I poured it on, spread it around, and waited… and waited… for it to dry. Patience is a virtue, they say, especially when you’re staring at a wet floor.

Next up, the underlayment. I opted for a decent quality one, it can make or break the whole operation. I rolled it out, taped the seams, and made sure it was all nice and snug.

The Main Event: Laying the Floor

Now for the star of the show – the flooring itself. “Keel dancing solid assembly”… This is where things got interesting. I started with the first row, making sure it was straight, and that line along the longest wall. I used spacers to keep a gap for expansion – gotta let that wood breathe, you know?

Then came the “dancing” part. These planks were supposed to “click” together. I tapped, I wiggled, I even used a tapping block and a mallet. Some went in easy, others… well, let’s just say I had a few choice words for them. I think the floorboards got it. Because the rest of the floorboards really seemed to click together smoothly. It was like the floorboards were making fun of me.

• Tip 1: Make sure you have a good rubber mallet and a tapping block. Your hands (and your sanity) will thank you.
• Tip 2: Don’t be afraid to use a bit of force, but be careful not to damage the edges of the planks.
• Tip 3: If a plank is being stubborn, check for debris in the grooves. A tiny piece of dust can throw everything off.

Row by row, I worked my way across the room. It was slow going at first, but I eventually got into a rhythm. Tap, click, wiggle, repeat. By the end, I felt like a well-oiled flooring machine (though my knees might disagree).

Finishing Touches

Once the main floor was down, I installed the trim. I cut the pieces to size, nailed them in place, and filled the nail holes with wood putty. A little sanding and some touch-up paint, and it looked like a pro job (if I do say so myself).

Finally, I stood back and admired my handiwork. The floor looked amazing! All that sweat and frustration was totally worth it. I give my floor a lovely clean, and that’s it!

So, there you have it – my keel dancing solid assembly wooden flooring adventure. It wasn’t always easy, but it was definitely rewarding. If you’re thinking of tackling a similar project, I say go for it! Just be prepared for a bit of a workout, and remember, patience is key. Happy flooring!