Okay so last week I finally snapped and decided to tackle the stupid gym floor in our community center. Man oh man, that thing was a trip hazard waiting to happen. Seriously, felt like playing hopscotch dodging loose boards and squeaky patches. It had to stop.

Getting Started Was The Usual Mess
First thing, like always, I rolled up my sleeves and did the walk. Not the fun kind of walk. Pacing up and down, pressing hard with my feet, listening for every little creak and groan. I marked every single wonky spot with bright blue painter’s tape. Felt like I was decorating the floor with weird blue flags by the end. Found, like, twelve nasty spots where boards were lifting or felt spongy. Just bad.
- Called the usual crew:
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- Guys who’ve helped before with smaller stuff. Figured it’d be quick, right? Ha. Wrong.
- Got the old tools out:
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- My trusty crowbar, hammer, bunch of clamps. The basics.
- Brought in new materials:
- Ordered a stack of replacement boards that looked close enough to the old ones, plus a tub of heavy-duty wood glue meant for this exact thing.
Simple plan: Pull the bad boards up, clean out the old glue mess underneath, slap down the new glue, clamp the new boards in tight, weight ’em down, wait. Done. Or so I thought.
Running Head First Into Problems
Lesson number one: Things are never simple. Pulling the first bad board up? Easy. Then I saw underneath. Water damage. Not just a little, like a dark, damp mess under three boards in the corner. That explained the spongy feel. Ugh. So much for just swapping boards.
Had to:
- Stop everything:
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- Seriously, put the hammer down.
- Get the fan out:
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- Spent a whole day just blasting air under there trying to dry it out. Frustrating doesn’t cover it. Smelled weird too.
- Scrape out black goo:
- Whatever the old glue was, it had turned nasty and crumbly. Had to scrape it all out before I could even think about adding new glue.
Then there was problem number two: The boards I ordered? Wrong. Color was okay, but the dang tongue-and-groove edges didn’t match the old pattern perfectly. Had to fiddle with each one, shaving off tiny bits here and there just to get them to sit flush. Tedious work. Plus, one of the guys helping tightened a clamp too much… heard a sickening crack. That board was toast. Had to start over with another one. Felt like Murphy’s Law was having a party on my gym floor.
Fixing One Thing, Breaking Another?
This is where it got messy. Teamwork started cracking. My buddy Paul wanted to just leave the boards slightly proud and sand them down later for a “seamless” look. The other guy, Mike, kept stressing that if we didn’t level it exactly right now, it would just squeak again later. They started getting kinda snippy with each other, measurements were off, dropped tools… the vibe just went sour. I had to step in, play referee, and honestly, redo a few measurements myself because I couldn’t trust them at that point. Nothing like added stress on top of technical problems.
Finally got the new boards glued and clamped. Weighed them down with literally everything heavy we could find – sandbags, toolboxes, even a stack of old concrete pavers. Had to leave it like that overnight. Crossed fingers.
The Wait and The First Step
The next morning felt like forever. Took the weights off super carefully. First, just a light tap with the heel near where the repairs were… silence. Good sign. Did a proper walk. No bounce, no squeak. Did a little jump right in the middle of a repaired patch. Solid. Nothing. Like it was supposed to be.
Biggest relief ever. Showed it off to the manager, who looked straight-up embarrassed he hadn’t dealt with it sooner. The guys who argued? They kinda avoided each other, but everyone saw the floor was fixed, and that was enough for now.
Long story short? Fixing even a ‘fixed’ sports floor sucks. Water damage, crappy old glue, wrong parts, human drama… it piles up. But nothing beats the feeling of knowing people won’t trip or hear that awful squeak anymore. Worth the hassle? Barely. But yeah. Next time? Hope it’s not my problem. Or at least, maybe call in an expert first. Doubt it though. Probably end up doing it myself again!

