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Alright, so I decided to tackle this project – putting down some LVL, that’s like, engineered wood, dancing hard maple flooring. Sounds fancy, huh? It’s basically a bunch of wood layers glued together, supposed to be super stable. And the top is real maple, so it looks good.

First thing I did was clear out the room. Everything. Furniture, rugs, even that weird little decorative thing in the corner. Gotta have a blank slate, you know?

Next, I cleaned the heck out of the subfloor. Vacuumed it like three times, then mopped it. Any little bits of dust or debris can mess things up later, so I was pretty obsessive about this part.

Getting Started with Installation

Then came the underlayment. I used this foam stuff. It’s supposed to help with sound and make the floor feel a little softer. I just rolled it out and taped the seams together. Easy peasy.

Now for the actual flooring! I started in the longest, straightest wall. I made my research, and that’s what everyone says to do. I put down the first row, making sure to leave a little gap between the boards and the wall – expansion gap, they call it. The wood needs room to breathe, apparently.

• Used spacers: For ensure that expansion gap!
• Used tapping block: Gently secure the floor planks.

I got these little plastic spacers to make sure the gap was consistent. Then, I snapped the boards together. They have this click-lock system, so it’s kind of satisfying. You just line them up and push them down until you hear a click.

For the ends of the rows, I had to cut some boards. I used a miter saw, borrowed from my neighbor, which I’m not gonna lie, was a little intimidating at first. But I measured twice (sometimes three times) and cut once. Went pretty smoothly, actually.

I just kept going, row by row, clicking the boards together, tapping them with a rubber mallet to make sure they were snug. It’s kind of like putting together a giant puzzle. A really heavy, wood puzzle.

The tricky part was going around doorways and stuff. I had to make some weird cuts, and let’s just say I messed up a few boards. Thankfully, I bought extra. Always buy extra!

Finally, I got to the last row. It was almost always to rip the boards lengthwise to make them fit. More saw action, more measuring, more sweating. But I got it done.

The last step was to put up the baseboards, I used nails, to cover up that expansion gap. Makes it look all nice and finished.

And that’s it! I stood back and admired my handiwork. It wasn’t perfect, there were a few little gaps here and there, but overall, I was pretty darn proud of myself. It’s a solid floor, looks great, and it was way cheaper than hiring someone to do it. Plus, I learned a ton. Would I do it again? Maybe. Ask me again in a few months.